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Hello all. It is to both with happiness and pain that I write to you all: This is my last post. My time here on Earth has come to an end; just yesterday, I received a transmission from my home planet. All scouts were being recalled in hopes of figuring out a solution regarding myContinue reading “Farewell”

Hello readers. I always thought I had a decent handle on my perception of life, of what it meant to be alive. I was alive. I was sentient. I know the humans that surround me on this odd little planet are alive as well. The various creatures I have consumed in my time here, theContinue reading “Is everything here on Earth sentient?”

“Namaste” readers. So glad you could join me again. As I am sure you could fathom by my unorthodox greeting, I spent the last bit of time since we had checked in acclimating myself to the wonders of Earth’s “India”. As I grew more familiar with Earth’s global geography, I had realized it was oneContinue reading “The Street Battles of Earth”

Salutations readers. It seems that my last post has proven to be a bit of an overreaction. It turns out that I am in fact not suffering from a fatal Earth sickness with my days numbered, as I woke up yesterday feeling absolutely normal. My hunch is that my adventurous diet here on this planetContinue reading “Who are the Super Smash Brothers?”

Hello once again readers. I have met yet another first time milestone in my lifetime; it appears that the stress of interstellar travel, voyaging around a strange new planet, and general fatigue has finally caught up to me. As I woke up a few days ago, a peculiar sensation clouded my body. My limbs feltContinue reading “Am I… diseased?”

Welcome back readers. You will be pleased to know that after the emotional turmoil I was witness to the last week, I retreated from the harsh tidings of the real word and dived back into my venturing of the Earth inter webs. I found its constant hub-bub and insanity quite comforting in a time thatContinue reading “Government?”

Hello readers. It has been a longer stretch than usual that I have updated you all on my whereabouts and experiences; I apologize for that. One simply forgets about these things when on an international scouting mission. I will say however, in m latest two weeks of observation here on Earth, the mood has beenContinue reading “A Somber Couple of Weeks for Earth”

A salute to you, my followers. If have been with me over the past few weeks, you know my story and know that just last week, I began to trifle with the possibilities of the Internet, and happened to stumble upon a electronic journal similar to mine. Well, that particular read rather piqued my interest.Continue reading “Building upon my Internet Explorations”

Hello again my readers. So glad to have you back. Before I dive into my topic of discovery, I would like to point out to you all that I had my first meal here on Earth this past week. Unlike humans, my kind does not require sustenance or water frequently; while Earth dwellers eat fromContinue reading “Human War. Amusing.”

Hello readers. While I did check in earlier, I have recently made a discovery that excited me so much I was impelled to share. In my time here, I’ve taken it upon myself to familiarize with the navigation of this virtual space these humans refer to as “The Internet”; I’ve found that it is extremelyContinue reading “My Discovery of Huck”